Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think i have herpe
just one?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
