I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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