Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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