talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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