I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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