you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
