we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it because I queefed?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Randomize