Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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