I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Who died my cat blue again?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
