Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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