maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You are a genius and a whore.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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