And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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