I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Who died my cat blue again?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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