By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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