They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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