did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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