meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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