my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She bit a glass in half.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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