you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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