Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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