I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She told me I should be a condom model.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
