apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Michael Bay diarrhea
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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