She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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