real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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