its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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