Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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