I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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