Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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