So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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