He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i barfeds in our rink
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Can I color on your dick again?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Randomize
