There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
