i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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