I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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