You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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