She said her name was "party"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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