I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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