super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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