If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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