CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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