Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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