My hand turned me down
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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