I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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