She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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