Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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