im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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