shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I can't turn off my feet"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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