I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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