I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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