Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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