I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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