Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Randomize
