I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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